Above-and-Beyond category - extra slayage for non-slayers with major risks
Advanced loser being - being really good at being a loser
Akward silence thing - dating hazard
All-you-can-eat-moron-bar, an- any club that worships vampires
And yet - Too bad. doesn't apply - used as a response
Angel missage - What one feels when Angel's not around
Angel-y parts - parts in Buffy's slayer history dealing with Angel
Anne rice routine, the- i'm all tortured routine, based on Vampire Louis
Anywhere But Here - Time-passing game, describe where you would be if anywhere but here. Xander's answer hasn't changed since 7th grade. Willow's involves John Cusack. Buffy's is about sunlight and beaches.
Back seat mothering - unsolicited advice from non-parent
Bad - (adjective used as a noun) something which is not considered to be good. For example, 'That's a bad. A big bad.'
Baddie - Evil person.
Bail - to escape from some commitment or social activity, e.g. 'Don't bail on me now' or 'Sorry, guys, but I've gotta bail.'
Bake and cake - to make a bomb and blow something up
Bat signal - slayer code for distress
Bent - something which is very perverse.
Betty Louise - a nobody from nowhere
Big hurt - murder by a slayer
Billy Dee - a colt 45 beer (angel)
Bitca - milder b*tch
Bizarro World - world where everything is opposite of real life
Bogart - to hog or otherwise monopolize and item for one's own personal consumpution: e.g. 'Your mom trying to bogart the chips, Buff?'
Book - leave quickly, " I've gotta book if I want to make it to third period on time
bosom friend - close friends
Boyfriendly - worthy of dating exclusively
Brainsick - Insane, looney.Not thinking rationally
Break and enterish - comfortable slayer wear
Brill - short for Brilliant
Brooding - Appearing deep in thought and sullen - often attractive to young women
Buffy party, a - one that includes death and carnage
Bugugly - "butt ugly" for an insect person
Brutus, a - a friend who betrayls you
Business-class ticket to cool with complimentary mojo after takeoff - benefits of being in a band
But face, a - a face that looks like it is about to say but
BYO Shovel -an acronym for (Bring Your Own) Shovel ,for an evening of digging up graves
B.X. - before xander
Carbon dated - something that is way outdated; old
Care bear with fangs - a nice vampire
Carrie, a - psycho prom moment
Cereal boxes of death - mausoleums
Chappy - Giles-speak for "guy."
Chatter in the caf - time to gossip
Chick fight thing - Female street fight with hair pulling scratching, and nail digging
Childhood trauma - Problem- as in "What's your childhood trauma?"
Chill - to relax, to calm down, usually used as a command: e.g. 'Hey, just chill, will you?'
Chocolatey goodness - anything chocolate, "Someone else's loss is my chocolatey goodness."
Country music - The music of pain
Clothes fluke - kiss resulting from nice clothes
Computer whisperer - someone good with computers
Cordelia-esque - someone who is on the verge of acting like Cordelia
Country music - the music of pain
Creepy, the - frightening
Cryptic - talking without giving any info
Cybercoven - wired witches
Daddyaist pep talk - impossible to understand pep talk
Danger room setup - work out room
Dateville - Romance. Flowers - Lips. Where one is when its only two people going somewhere together.The early stage of a realationship.
Decaf land - stage of being calm
Diagnosed with cancer of the puppy - someone who looks sad; i.e., Xander - "And you're sitting here alone at the Bronze, looking like you just got diagnosed
with cancer of the puppy."
Did we find - short for "did you find it?"
Dire - urgent tone
Doable - able to be done.
Dogly - He is not a studly. Clearly not.
Dollsome - As vs. "gag-alicious"
Doof, doofus - an individual lacking of basic mental and/or physical co-ordination. e.g. 'Riley is such a big doof.'
Downward mobility - reputation is going down
Dr. laura for the deceased - demon therapis
Duh! - exclamation, meaning, 'You fool! You have missed an extremely obvious point', or, 'I believe you have stated something which is already obvious.'
Dump-o-gram - kiss off
Dust - To eliminate vampires using a stake;to get rid of (vampires).
Edge - the quality of being ahead
Elsewhere - somewhere else to be
Embrace the Pain - Cordelia's recommendation for getting fixed whatever's causing Joan Collins 'tude
Evita-like - someone stuck on themselves
Ew - general exclamation of revulsion/distaste, e.g. 'Ew! That is totally gross!'
Fang gang - group of vamps
Fester free - state of being relieved of silent seething
Fire bad, tree pretty - lower level brain functioning
Five by five - synonym for cool, fine, perfect, peachy, good, great, alright
Fluffy bunny feelings - warm feelings for someone
Font of nothing - not known
Fray adjacent - in the vicinity of the thick of thing
Freaksome - worrisome
Freaky deaky - Odd or ironic, funky
Free, a- study hall
Fruit-punch mouth - vamp with blood mustache
Fuddy-duddy - stuffy person
Funky - an all-purpose vague adjective with multipliable meanings, such as Not of the norm, unusual, odd; 1. something unusual or scary, e.g. 'Check out the funky mansion.' 2. a feeling of illness, e.g. 'I still feel kinda funky.'
Gathering - Subdued party with mellow song stylings and brie
Gay man's taste - good taste
Geek machine - an uncool jeep (Joyce's)
Geeker joy - effusive feeling geeks get when happy
Gene and Roger - unwanted critism
Gentleman of leisure - british slacker go all Versace - get paticular about cloths
Get pelvic - Become sexually intimate
God's gift to bell curve - longhand for moron
Go non-verbal - What boys do when they start thinking with the wrong head. Usage: "I can't wait for the boys to go non-verbal when they see you." not being able to talk
Go wild bunch - become violent vigillante group
Going felicity - when a girl cuts off all her hair
Going OJ - crazy acts against your significante other or becoming stakerish
Going Willy Loman - raising money through selling chocolate bars
Gonzo - to become crazed or to behave in a bizarre or unseemly fashion, usu. not violently - e.g. 'She totally gonzoed!'
Good squirm - satisfying level of discomfort
Go postal - to become suddenly violent without prior warning, e.g. 'Don't go postal on me!' From the tendency of US postal workers to become psychotic without warning.
Grandfather breath - bad smell
Grim, the- (see tragedy mask)
Guiltapolooza - excessive-remorse
Gum gnome - one who leaves gum around
Guy - platonic male friend
Happy, a - A good feeling, Usage "I'm having a happy." tingly feeling; sometimes sex
Handy carryout packets of blood - IV transfusion bags
Happy meals with legs - people to vampires
Having an expression - making a telltale face
Having or's - considering options
Having smoochies - Major kissing,Necking, etc.
Helen keller - someone who is doesn't notice much
Hell-o - interrogative exclamation used either to draw attention to oneself, or to imply that another person is lacking in basic common-sense, e.g. 'Hell-o? Still talking here, lips still movin'!' or 'Hell-o? Which cave were you living in for the last decade?'
Hitting a major backspace - Losing points in popularity status
Ho - literally, a whore or prostitute, but used to refer to any individual (usu. female) who is perhaps seen to be dislikeable, e.g. 'I'll call Xander. What's his number again? Oh, yeah. 1-800-I'm-Dating-a-Big-Skanky-Ho.'
Honey - Attractive male or female
Hoop of the week - obligatory yet needless task
Hootenanny - A party chock full o' hoot with a little bit of nanny
Hormones on parade - teens obseesed with kissing and groping
Hottie - Attractive female or male-including vampires, i.e. Angel
Ick factor - the degree of nastiness of something
Idiot box - 1. the television 2.the computer (according to Giles)
I'll grind you into a sticky paste - A (since-incinerated) vamp's idea of fun with the Buffmeister
Inching - slowy moving to a destination
Industrial-strength therapy - intense counseling needed by adolescents who reconstruct people out of dead parts
Inner moppet - inner child
Itching - wanting to do something
International House of Posers - a club
Isn't he lunchable? - As in "Is he not a studly?"
It is entirely pointy - The only proper response to "it's rather pointless."
It is not to worry - long way to say don't worry
Joan Collins 'tude - What the Buffster copped "When She Was Bad"
Jones, Jonesing - to crave for something, usu. an item or a person.
Justified camp - a camp for people who are justified in there ways
Keyser Sozed - trick to believe that the bad guy is the good guy, by the bad guy
Kind of sense that's not - without logic
Kinks or vinilla? - question asking wether or not you like naughty or nice sex
Kiss of death - the words "Have a great summer!" when written in a high school year book.
Kissing daylight - vamp death by sunlight
Latetitude - being late
Life - The act of living, but only when it includes elements of fun
Linda blair, a - someone with a bad attitude
Linoleum - a) A floor covering made by laying on a burlap of canvas backing a mixture of solidified linseed oil with gums, cork dust or wood flour or both, and usually pigments. b) Aphrodisiac for 17-year old boys.
Little Gene and Roger, a- Criticism
Little-two-door tramp - a nice sports car that tricks you into buying it with it's good looks
Locker-door material - serious boyfriend
Locutus of Borg - a calm person
Lose water - freak out
Loser magnet - one who attracts losers
Lost weekending - getting drunk and losing track of time
Lunchable -a worth lip-smacking person
Lust bunnies - people who show lots of public affection
Maiden voyage - 1. A first trip 2. A first date
Manimal - man who behaves like an animal
Major - big
Mary Poppins, a- an authority figure that is not well like
Mcplasma - vampire fast food
Messed - out of sorts
Mini-Mom of Momdonia - someone who is not a mom, but acts like one
Missage - missing someone
Miss I chose my major in play-group - a girl who is beyond smart
missed the mark - made a mistake
Mojo - magic, the black arts, usually with dark connotation, e.g. 'I gonna whip up some dark mojo!'
Mom-aged mitts - post menopausal hand
Mom-hair - as in hair that looks motherly that is an updo that is proper
Motervate - leave
Move free - a chaste date lacking hanky-panky
Much - 1.Great in degree- often used as a put-down as in "Pathetic Much?" or "Overidentify much?"2. suppended after words or phrases to indicate something has been undertaken to an unnecessary level, with the meaning, 'too much', 'Ew! Vile much!', or as a question, e.g. 'Jeez! Identify much?'
Name tag person - retail worker
Na-na-na-na-na approach to battle - taunting to victory
Neg - SoCal slang for 'negative', used as an alternative to 'No'.
Nerd - One who a.)is extremely computer literate b.) is intelligent and book worm like c.) might lack in athletic abilities,doesn't get dates, eats lunch alone, wears unfashionable attire etc.
Nonbudger, a- As in, "C'mon,Giles. Budge! No one likes a nonbudger."
Office romance - illicit vampire/slayer love affair
Old lady who can only live with cats - someone who doesn't learn to tolerate peoples idiosyncrasies
One-Starbuck-town - A small town lacking in shopping, entertainment and excitement
Ooginess - a feeling of illness.
Oogy - illness or unpleasantness, see 'Ooginess', e.g. 'I still feel kinda oogy.' The Funky feeling often associated with flu symptoms
Overachiever - 1.One who no one likes or appreciates 2.goes over the top or beyond with something
Overbite - vampire
Overly - excessivly
Pillock - mild British slang, literally a penis but more commonly used to refer to someone who is stupid and/or irresponsible
pink ranger - overzealous fighter
planet pocket protector - geek universe
pointed tooth fairy - vampire prone to house calls
pointy - worthwhile ; in respose to someone saying something is pointless
poli-grip - an old person
poltergeist-delicious - something full of ghost, attractive ghastly
Poop the party - naysay, don't atend, forget about it, blow it off
Pos - Yes, affirmative- opposite of neg. (Aphrodesia).SoCal slang for 'positive', used as an alternative to 'Yes'.
power-freaked - exponentially scared
Princess margaret - overly effeminate british male
P.T.B. - Cordeliaism, the 'Powers That Be'. e.g. 'Hell-o? PTB, Powers That Be. Obviously.'
Rag - to complain or to scold, e.g. 'Stop ragging on me already!'
Resolve face - Your not changing my mind
'Riding stick' - Faithism, meaning having relations with a man. e.g. 'I see Willow's not riding stick anymore.' (From 'stick-shift', a shaft-like stick used to change gears in an automobile)
Riding the mellow - enjoying down time
Riley-speak - military talk
Rogainne boy - bald person
Roller boy - unenlightened term for someone in a wheel chair
Round robin - Group process of phoning individual members' parents to say each is staying at another's house for an alibi, esp. when used in vampire slaying
Sabrina - as in a Witch
Sanity Fair - magazine faith will not grace the cover off
sarcastic quote marks - in which the gang turns a visual cliche into a verbal one
Salty goodness - cute guy
Scareapalooza - a big scare fest.What one would expect vamps to have on Halloween
Schlub, (schlob?) - an individual who's own misfortune is usually brought about by their own stupidity, 'Look at that poor schlub.'
Screech, a - a geeky guy
Scully - to attempt to either rationalize or explain away a paranormal occurrence by resorting to incomprehensible jargon. e.g. 'Don't try
to Scully me!'
See-no-evil mode - when your to happy to see whats wrong
sesame street - something that is so easy, a little kid knows
Serious rodent, a- An impartial view of Principal Snyder
as a pest and a jerk.She-Giles - Female with Watcher's knowledge of the supernatural and slayer history, i.e. Kendra
She-who-hangs-out-alot-in-cemetaries - a slayer
Shields, Brooke - Creature from the Blue Lagoon
Shindig - Medium intensity with less mellow song stylings where dip and malt beverages are often served
Single-white femaled - being duplicated by someone
S.I.T. - acroynym for Slayer In Training
Sitch - Situation
Skanky - something, usually an individual, which is considered low or unfavourable, with connotations of criminal behaviour
Skinny, the- the information
Slacker - US slang, someone who fails to make a valid contribution to society by inherent laziness. e.g. Xander
Slagged - not looking ones best, or otherwise unattractive, e.g. 'You look kinda slagged.' Buffy's look after an especially tough week of late patrol
Slay-study double feature - night of slaying and studying
Slayee - one who is slayed.
Slayer's blood's - like Thai stick for vampires. The best tasting blood there is.
Slayerette - friend of the slayer who help out
Sliceage - Death by slashing
Smoochies - Kissing, general date stuff
So - means wonderful. When used at the end of a sentence. " He is so"
SoCal - Southern California.
Soylent green - unrecognizable green cafeteria food
Spank Your Inner Moppet - Same as "Embrace the pain" ; Get over it.
Sparkage - as in romantic sparks
Spaz- To act out without warning something crazy, on impulse or for the moment that is not expected, e.g. 'Wow Summers! You drive like a spaz.'
Spider sense - tingling feeling from vamps and demons
Spiffy - having a pleasant appearance or manner, often used ironically
Studyly,a - Much like "Dollsome," but with a man, with man parts
;a term for a super attractive guySuper bad fake rub-on tan - orangey skin
Support-o-gal - a girl who supports
Teeny tinker bell light - referenced to easy magic
Teutonic man, the - a gentleman of large muscular build, blonde hair and diminutive intelligence; in other words, Riley.
The All-You-Can-Eat Moron Bar - The Sunset Club for vamp wannabes, should the vamps get in
Creepy, the - Noun, archetypal object of creepiness, as in "How much the creepy is it?" : How creepy is THAT?
The Guy Code - The set of unwritten rules for guys such as, "A black eye heals, but cowardice has unlimited shelf life."
The Uber-Suck - The worst, most unfair thing
The Wacky - The mental dance of the less-than-sensible, as in "Love makes you do The Wacky."
That way - not sexual. " I don't love you that way"
Thing - something which one is inexcusably compelled to do, in order for two characters to either talk together alone, or to have sex. e.g.,' I have... a thing. That thing. Which I have to go to. Now. Bye.'
Tingle moment - having an exciting moment; having goosebumps; adreneline
Totally - very, or extremely. e.g., 'That is so totally not a good idea.'
Tony Robbins hyperefficientcy kick - self improvement
Tragedy mask - sad face
Twinkie defense - lame excuse
Twinkie - a confused person
Twosome of cuteness, a - good couple ; A nice couple. Ref.; Ms. Jenny Calendar & Rupert Giles
Undead American - The more modern, polite term for vamps
Unlife - life to the undead
Up with people - aroused in presence of actual sexual partner
Ubersucks - extremely sucks big time. Sucks as in it ruins everything.
Vamp - short term for vampire
Vamping -the demon face of a vampire changes to a.)when its about to feed or is feeding b.) when it is in battle c.)when it sires
Vampire Meals-on-Wheels - The monthly medical transport of blood supply to the hospital
Vampire-Slayage - Both the concept of the act and the total carnage of vampire slaying (the pile of piles of dust)
Vibe - usu. 'vibing'; to get along well, and to be on the same wavelength with another person, e.g. 'I see they're really vibing.'
Vibee - someone who is giving off vibes
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Wackiness - the which is not of the norm, a deviation from normal occurrences, usually meant unfavourably. e.g. 'And all manner of wackiness will ensue.'
Wacky, the - a.) confusion resulting from an altered state, such as love, madness, e.g. 'Love makes you do the wacky.' b.) craziness associated with love
Wake up and smell the hottie/seduction - take note of potential mate way
Wanker - offens. British slang, literally meaning 'a masturbator', but used to refer to anyone who is considered very dislikeable
Wannablessedbe's - a.) trying to be witches but are not b.) poser witches
warm - close or near
waste - a.) to kill b.) to destroy c.) hazardous material
wicked - a.) something that is extreme b.) bad or evil
Wig, the - a.)something which incites in one to fear or creepy feeling, e.g., 'Those things really give me the wig.' b.)gone nutty from
Wigged - Verb, past tense, inf: To Wig: gone nutty from
Wiggins, the - see 'Wig, the'
What, the - obvious problem
What's the up? - A my-aren't-we-clever "what's up?"
Wonderland tour, a - a pretty person who's flashy but not a whole lot of depth;Oz-speak on the subject of Cordelia; i.e., pretty, many flashy lights, not a whole lotta depth goin' on.
wow potential - possible sparkage
wrinklies - a term used for the purpose of describing the vampire demon facial feature when a vampire morphs
"Y" side of things - guys piont of view; the y chromosome
Yak - to vomit, usual suddenly and unpleasantly, e.g. 'You're not gonna yak on me, are you?'
Yawn worthy - something that is boring
Yester - As in yesterday. "That outfit is so yester." meaning its outdated now.
Yoda, a - a mentor like figure