"I won't wear my button that says, "I'm a Slayer. Ask me how!" -- Buffy

"Oh! I know this one: "Slaying entails certain sacrifices... blah blah bity blah. I'm so stuffy, give me a scone.""
"It's as if you know me." -- Buffy and Giles

"To make a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood. It's like a whole big sucking thing." -- Buffy

"I didn't say I'd never slay another vampire. It's not like I have all these fluffy bunny feelings for them, I'm just not going to get way extra-curricular with it." -- Buffy

"Vampires are creeps."
"Yes, that's why one slays them." -- Buffy and Giles

"I'm not"A slayer, huh? I knew this 'I'm the only one. I'm the only one' thing was just an attention-getter!" -- Xander afraid. You'd think I'd be afraid, but I'm not." -- Willow

"There's a Slayer handbook?"
"Wait, handbook? What handbook? How come I don't have a handbook?"
"Is there a t-shirt, too? 'Cause that would be cool." -- Willow and Buffy

"I don't take orders. I do things my way."
"No wonder you died." -- Buffy and Kendra

"I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along, and then vampires come, and they run around and they kill people, and they take over your whole house and start making these stupid little mini-pizzas. Now where I like a mini-pizza, but I'm telling you..."
"Buffy. I believe the sub-text here is rapidly becoming... text." -- Buffy and Giles

"I've been indexing the Watcher diaries covering the last couple of centuries. You'd be amazed how numbingly pompous and long-winded some of these Watchers were."
"Color me stunned." -- Giles and Buffy

"I hit him."
"With what?"
"A desk." -- Willow and Buffy

"You're not, by any chance, betraying your secret identity just to impress, um, cute boys, are you?" -- Giles

"Try it!"
"Try what?"
"I'm sorry."
"I'm still not clear what I'm supposed to try."
"Nothing. God, I'm sorry."
"That's a tense person." -- Buffy and Oz!

"Okay, I'll give you improved marks for that one. Ripping the throat out - it's a strong visual, it's not cryptic." -- Buffy

"This is a question that no one particularly wants to hear but... where did they put his head?"
"Good point - I *didn't* want to hear that." -- Xander and Willow

"We can't run, that would be wrong. Could we hide?" -- Willow

"Do I have anyone on watch here?! It's called security, people. Are you all asleep? Or did we finally find a restaurant that delivers?" -- Spike

"Do we really need weapons for this?"
"I just like them. They make me feel all manly." -- Buffy and Spike

"The part that gets me, though, is where Buffy is the Vampire Slayer. She's so little." -- Ms. Calendar

"How could you let her go?"
"As the soon-to-be purple area on my jaw will attest, I did not 'let' her go!" -- Xander and Giles

"Why go to all the trouble to dig up three girls only to chop them up and throw them away? It doesn't make any sense. Especially from a time management standpoint." -- Buffy

"He could die!"
"He's a vampire. He should die. Why am I the only one who sees that?" -- Buffy and Kendra on Angel

"I don't get it. Buffy's the Slayer - shouldn't she have..."
"What, a license to kill?"
"Well, not for fun. But she's like this Superman. Shouldn't there be different rules for her?"
"Sure, in a fascist society."
"Right! Why can't we have one of those?" -- Cordelia, Xander and Willow

"So, you're a Slayer, huh? I like that in a woman." -- Xander (Who else?)

"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to kill them all. That ought to distract them." -- Xander and Buffy

"There's one thing I really didn't factor into all this. You're a thundering loonie!" -- Buffy

"You don't just sneak up on people in a graveyard. You make noise when you walk. You... stomp. Or yodel." -- Buffy

"I didn't come here to fight! //thud// Ooh! Oh right, I did!" -- Buffy

"Well, ain't you just got the prettiest little neck I ever did see?"
"Boy, you guys really never come up with any new lines, do you?" -- Lyle and Buffy

"This ain't over!"
"Oh, sure, they say they'll call." -- Lyle and Buffy

"Well, the hellmouth. The center of mystical convergence. Supernatural monsters. Been there!"
"A little blase there, aren't you?" -- Xander and Buffy

"I'm not worried. If there's something bad out there, we'll find, you'll slay, we'll party!" -- Xander

"So are you going to kill me or are we just making small talk?" -- Buffy

"They made their reputation by massacring an entire Mexican village in 1886."
"Friendly little demons."
"That was before they became vampires." -- Giles and Buffy

"Gee, I wish people wouldn't leave open graves lying around like this." -- Buffy

"Me? Why do I have to dissect it?"
"Because you're the Slayer."
"And I slayed. My work here is done!" -- Buffy and Xander

"The dead guy's all puddly now." -- Buffy

"Come on, we fight monsters, this is what we do. They show up, they scare us, I beat them up, and they go away." -- Buffy

"Grave robbery? That's new. Interesting."
"I know you meant to say gross and disturbing."
"Yes, yes, yes, of course. Terrible thing. Must put a stop to it. Damn it." -- Giles and Buffy

"Eww! Why is it that every conversation you people have has the word "corpse" in it?"-- Cordelia

"I don't like vampires. I'm going to take a stand and say they're not good." -- Xander

"So, what's on tap tonight that's so important? Uprising? Prophesied ritual? Pre-ordained deathfest?"
"Ah, the old standards." -- Buffy and Xander

"I've never actually heard of anyone attacked by a lone baseball bat before."
"Maybe it's a vampire bat? I'm low on that one, huh?" -- Giles and Xander

"Oh, hey, you forgot your... stake?" -- Xander

"I'm gonna need a weapon. I'm gonna need a _big_ weapon." -- Buffy

"Halloween quiet? I figured it would be a big ol' vamp scareapalooza."
"Not according to Giles. He swears that tomorrow night is like dead for the undead. They stay in."
"Those wacky vampires. That's why I love 'em. They just keeps ya guessing." -- Xander and Buffy

"We killed each other. It really promotes togetherness." -- Buffy

"...he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was this little, little exacto knife... you're _not_ loving this story." -- Buffy

"I put my best friends in mortal danger on the second day of school."
"What are you going to do, crawl inside a cave for the rest of your life?"
"Would it have cable?" -- Buffy and Giles

"That was hardly the worst mistake you'll ever make... That wasn't quite as comforting as it was meant to be." -- Giles

"My spider sense is tingling."
"Your... spider sense?"
"Pop-culture reference. Sorry." -- Buffy and Giles

"A cranky Slayer is a careless Slayer." -- Buffy

"Clark Kent has a job. I just want to go on a date." -- Buffy

"If the apocalypse comes, beep me." -- Buffy

"Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires, and have a social life, I didn't mean at the same time!" -- Giles