Words Of Wisdom On Slaying
Words Of Wisdom On Slaying
"Oh! I know this one: "Slaying entails certain sacrifices... blah blah bity blah.
I'm so stuffy, give me a scone.""
"To make a vampire they have to suck your blood. And then you have to suck their blood. It's like a whole big sucking thing." -- Buffy
"I didn't say I'd never slay another vampire. It's not like I have all these fluffy bunny feelings for them, I'm just not going to get way extra-curricular with it." -- Buffy
"Vampires are creeps."
"I'm not"A slayer, huh? I knew this 'I'm the only one. I'm the only one' thing was just an attention-getter!" -- Xander afraid. You'd think I'd be afraid, but I'm not." -- Willow
"There's a Slayer handbook?"
"I don't take orders. I do things my way."
"I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along, and then vampires come, and
they run around and they kill people, and they take over your whole house and start making these stupid little mini-pizzas.
Now where I like a mini-pizza, but I'm telling you..."
"I've been indexing the Watcher diaries covering the last couple of centuries.
You'd be amazed how numbingly pompous and long-winded some of these Watchers were."
"I hit him."
"You're not, by any chance, betraying your secret identity just to impress, um, cute boys, are you?" -- Giles
"Okay, I'll give you improved marks for that one. Ripping the throat out - it's a strong visual, it's not cryptic." -- Buffy
"This is a question that no one particularly wants to hear but... where did they
put his head?"
"We can't run, that would be wrong. Could we hide?" -- Willow
"Do I have anyone on watch here?! It's called security, people. Are you all asleep? Or did we finally find a restaurant that delivers?" -- Spike
"Do we really need weapons for this?"
"The part that gets me, though, is where Buffy is the Vampire Slayer. She's so little." -- Ms. Calendar
"How could you let her go?"
"Why go to all the trouble to dig up three girls only to chop them up and throw them away? It doesn't make any sense. Especially from a time management standpoint." -- Buffy
"He could die!"
"I don't get it. Buffy's the Slayer - shouldn't she have..."
"So, you're a Slayer, huh? I like that in a woman." -- Xander (Who else?)
"What are you going to do?"
"There's one thing I really didn't factor into all this. You're a thundering loonie!" -- Buffy
"You don't just sneak up on people in a graveyard. You make noise when you walk. You... stomp. Or yodel." -- Buffy
"I didn't come here to fight! //thud// Ooh! Oh right, I did!" -- Buffy
"Well, ain't you just got the prettiest little neck I ever did see?"
"This ain't over!"
"Well, the hellmouth. The center of mystical convergence. Supernatural monsters.
"I'm not worried. If there's something bad out there, we'll find, you'll slay, we'll party!" -- Xander
"So are you going to kill me or are we just making small talk?" -- Buffy
"They made their reputation by massacring an entire Mexican village in 1886."
"Gee, I wish people wouldn't leave open graves lying around like this." -- Buffy
"Me? Why do I have to dissect it?"
"The dead guy's all puddly now." -- Buffy
"Come on, we fight monsters, this is what we do. They show up, they scare us, I beat them up, and they go away." -- Buffy
"Grave robbery? That's new. Interesting."
"Eww! Why is it that every conversation you people have has the word "corpse" in it?"-- Cordelia
"I don't like vampires. I'm going to take a stand and say they're not good." -- Xander
"So, what's on tap tonight that's so important? Uprising? Prophesied ritual? Pre-ordained
"I've never actually heard of anyone attacked by a lone baseball bat before."
"Oh, hey, you forgot your... stake?" -- Xander
"I'm gonna need a weapon. I'm gonna need a _big_ weapon." -- Buffy
"Halloween quiet? I figured it would be a big ol' vamp scareapalooza."
"We killed each other. It really promotes togetherness." -- Buffy
"...he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was this little, little exacto knife... you're _not_ loving this story." -- Buffy
"I put my best friends in mortal danger on the second day of school."
"That was hardly the worst mistake you'll ever make... That wasn't quite as comforting as it was meant to be." -- Giles
"My spider sense is tingling."
"A cranky Slayer is a careless Slayer." -- Buffy
"Clark Kent has a job. I just want to go on a date." -- Buffy
"If the apocalypse comes, beep me." -- Buffy